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Chriswantsgranny Profile Information

I'm a bored and horny guy wanting granny
Age 29 From Bellingham, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
Soo I've been in this town for about half a year and still haven't seen any of it really, if I can get around to that too, it would be nice. But I mainly want to get as much mature lady as I can. Discretion is a must, but if the lady in question wants to begin making our appointments more exclusive or more of them I am very open to the possibilities. A bit about me personally, I work at a dairy queen, my name is Chris, I've graduated and plan to start college next fall (missed applications due to hectic moving scenario alas). I'm very much into literature, music (I've been in music since the 6th grade), fiction (fantasy, sci-fi, historical, etc, etc) games and movies. I also like several tv shows (though some don't run anymore) like House, NCIS, and many of the Super Hero based shows that have begun recently. Please drop me a line if you would like a respectful (and patient) but eager and wanting person to hook up with.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Crew Member
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well, since this isn't a dating scenario I don't particularly have one. I'm here to pleasure and be pleasured by any who want it and let me know. Sex, my mistress, sex.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Having more sex; preferably with 'grannies'; elder women. You are what make my member hard.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Well, overall? To be happy and successful at my enterprises and raise a good family. On here? To get laid, often. Although I am rather well mannered about it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Jazz, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Supernatural, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
(since this is in the context of this sexually proposing dating site I am going to answer apropiately to that, eh?) My idea of fun is laying back after a very good round (or number of rounds) in bed with you and feeling tired but satisfied, and knowing that you are also satisfied.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Power, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I am currently looking for whoever wants what I have, most likely (and most assuredly) I want what you have; I have very wide tastes. I am quite confident that you'll be more than able to cover one of them milady.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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