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Maui4ever Profile Information

Ready for playtime baby?
Age 56 From Parkersburg, West Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
A very playful person with an exabitionist side. I have a love 69 and get sticky my playthings. My ex wife said I'm a big pervert and used her like a whore. So if you're interested and ready to play, message me.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Fish, Horse
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Local artist of the Ross technique
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Arts & Crafts, Music, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to a bad movie with someone who will make as much fun of it as I do. And maybe even laugh at each other
as we are masterbate bedside each other until we have to go take care of business in the parking lot!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to try a dp on a woman with a dude I could trust with the two of us.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To reach younger versions of myself when I was young and help them avoid going to some of the places that I've had to go.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Satire, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
This is sick,but,I like sitting on my porch,sorta hidden, on my swing with my junk hanging out, hard as a rock, and watch traffic drive by. And wave at those who see me there.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
Size isn't important as long as she's usually in a good mood.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Oral Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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