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Age 56 From Parkersburg, West Virginia -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | A very playful person with an exabitionist side. I have a love 69 and get sticky my playthings. My ex wife said I'm a big pervert and used her like a whore. So if you're interested and ready to play, message me. |
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Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Fish, Horse |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | Local artist of the Ross technique |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Often |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality, Arts & Crafts, Music, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Going to a bad movie with someone who will make as much fun of it as I do. And maybe even laugh at each other as we are masterbate bedside each other until we have to go take care of business in the parking lot! |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | I've always wanted to try a dp on a woman with a dude I could trust with the two of us. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Raunchy |
Views
My Religion Is | Christian |
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I Attend Services | Once A Week |
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My Political Views Are | Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | To reach younger versions of myself when I was young and help them avoid going to some of the places that I've had to go. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Goofy, Slapstick |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rock, Metal |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Satire, Erotica |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | This is sick,but,I like sitting on my porch,sorta hidden, on my swing with my junk hanging out, hard as a rock, and watch traffic drive by. And wave at those who see me there. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Humor |
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What Do You Look For? | Size isn't important as long as she's usually in a good mood. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Oral Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |