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saltyrivers69 Profile Information

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Age 67 From Grand Forks, North Dakota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Divorced after 21 years I gravely miss the perks of having a readily available, somewhat obligated lover, albeit the routine and uneventful. A poor dip, was better than no dip and far better than self-service. Now I'm in such dire need that I even think people can see it. One lady for over two decades qualifies me as the poster boy for safe sex! It doesn't get any safer. I remain optimistic about the possibilities. Its my turn to experience once forbidden pleasures I only heard rumor of over the years while stranded on the remote island called marriage. Anything that soothes my neglected over-active libido now becomes my playground!
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slender
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
N/A
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Cars, Camping, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner, movie, go to a pub with live music, dance (if I feel my mojo), home and what that may curtail.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving...only once.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Goal In Life Is  
Not die before tomorrow
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Computers, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Sports, Romance, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
It's very situational, but I'll know when I'm having it.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Divorced after 21 years , the perks of having a readily available, somewhat obligated lover albeit the same and uneventful. A poor dip, is better than no dip and far better than self-service. One lady for over 23 years made me a poster boy for safe sex. I remain optimistic about the possibilities. Its my turn to experience once forbidden pleasures I only heard rumor of over the years while stranded on the remote island called marriage. Anything that soothes my neglected over-active libido now becomes my playground!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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