Sign Up 100% FREE to Get In Touch

Join Now

swanny54 Profile Information

I am a complete wanker
Age 50 From Toronto, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
French, Italian, Portuguese
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm just hoping that I'm human but I I don't know
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, African American, European
My Marital Situation Is  
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
wanker
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Filled with laughter
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Buddhist / Taoist
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
Close